So now that I'm back in the swing, I've been spending a fair amount of time at my usual writing spots (McD's, B&N, and Village Inn, respectively) and I realized that 1) This is really BAD for my waistline and 2) I CAN NOT WAIT for my office renovations to be done. It's driving me insane actually.
We tore out all the walls, put up new drywall and windows, then the project ground to a halt thanks to the usual life stuff. So it sits, full of fixtures and dust and Spackle tubs while I watch longingly from my desk in the family room.
This is what my office looks like right now:
When the renovations began, I drew up an elaborate map of what I wanted my office to be. Of course, it would require more like a three level mansion with a moat than a small-ish room to accomplish my design. But there are still some things I really want to have in my ULTIMATE WRITERS OFFICE.
You know, the basics.
So here's my list of
1) A wall made entirely of magnetic dry erase board.
I never outgrew my love of drawing/writing on the walls. Especially when I'm working on a project. My brain storming plot maps are a thing of beauty.
2) A time machine (TARDIS)
This one is actually done. It's just a door facade that will act as the door to my closet. That way I can tell people it's "bigger on the inside".
3) A new desk.
It should look like this:
4) A robot butler.
Let's face it. I'm a slob. I need a robot who can clean my floors AND deliver snacks to me on a tray. I will name him Chip and teach him to give high fives. If it can make the R2-D2 sounds, even better.
5) A sign on my door that reads: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
This, is self explanatory. And on the same note, I will also need a peep hole.
6) I want one of those vinyl wall stickers.
Only mine will say "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good".
7) Three clocks in a row, like you might see in a train station, that say New York, London, and China under them.
Only mine will say Mordor, Gallifery, and Hogwarts and they will all run backwards.
8) A table top soda machine.
I would also settle for a mini fridge stocked with Diet Mountain Dew.
9) A comfy seating area for guests.
Preferably two chairs and a small round table. Bistro style. For the ONE or TWO people I might be able to tolerate in my space.
10) A Venus Fly Trap.
I hate bugs. Thus, I love plants that eat bugs. And of course I will call him Seymore.
11) An elaborate display case for my rubber duck collection.
I'm talking FANCY. The kind with special lighting inside and mirrors. My duckies deserve the best.
12) A cool steampunk-ish light fixture.
And an equally cool steampunk switch cover. I'm going to make one. Cross your fingers for me. It always gets dicey when I bust out the blow torch.
and finally
13) A wall mounted dispenser.
It shall dispense pez, Motrin, tic tacks, and midol. And it won't be labeled. (that will keep the kids/husband from eating my pez/tick tack stash)
See? Is that really too much to ask for? I don't think so. I already have 1, 2, 3, 5, 10, and 12 taken care of. That's almost HALF of my list. The rest should be easy.




















